So while browsing the internet for comfortable and slightly-sensible black sandals, I came across these beauties:
Seriously, people. That's a shoe that Amazon.com is currently offering for the insanely good price of $128 ( 50% off retail). And apparently it's a shoe that people are buying...maybe because it's part compression stocking, part gladiator costume, part portable-tourniquet? Who knows. I only have one question...will it make my cankles look big?